Flavor of the Week: Yeezus

Because Kanye West’s new album, Yeezus, is supposedly a literal work of God, I thought it was worth a good haiku review. Surprisingly, and probably unlike most other females I would typically associate myself with, I actually really like this album and listen to it in its entirety at least once a day… not even kidding. However, that doesn’t mean I’m not about to go all out HAM on these haikus.

Yeezus by Kanye West

1. On Sight
Aliens invade
Mixed with an unfortunate
Song by Depeche Mode
[*note–if you have never heard an unfortunate song by Depeche Mode, listen here. The lyrics start at 0:35, but the music video is funny enough to compensate for the ear bleed. I promise, you’ll laugh.] 
 
2. Black Skinhead
Is it me, or is
This song not from “The
Lion King” soundtrack?
 
 
3. I Am A God (by Kanye West and God)
Thank the heavens* that
Hashem was able to make
This recording sesh! 
[*Lolz, punny]
 
4. New Slaves
Kanye gets deep with
These lyrics. Also Alvin
(The chipmunk) sings some. 
 
5. Hold My Liquor
I really like this.
Do not understand how he
is a lightweight though…?
 
6. I’m In It
Audio track from
Kim’s sex tape plus Kanye’s good
time with “Asian girl.” 
 
7. Blood On The Leaves
Beauty. Kanye got
Zero’s g-ma from “Holes” to
Sing it. Amirite?
 

“You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing ‘Blood On The Leaves’ while I drink.”

 
8. Guilt Trip
Wait, what? I just got
Distracted by an Insta
Of Scott Disick’s beard.
 
Screen shot 2013-07-09 at 8.33.56 PM
 
9. Send It Up
What is he sending
Up and please tell me why it
Is not going down??????
 
10. Bound 2
Best on Yeezus. Sing
This to me and we can get 
Married. Pinky swear. 
 

Happy listening!

Love,

Your Most Trusted And Knowledgeable Source For All Music Review Haikus, Especially Those In The Rap Genre (because obviously) (haha jokes).

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



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